beautifulandmad replied to your quote: I am over people not understanding that rape is… this. a thousand times. When someone performed it, every single girl in the cast went “mmm-hmmm” at once after that line was said. Totally unplanned and unscripted. Best moment of my life. The monologue is called ‘Over It’ you should look it up and read the whole thing.
I hope Rick Santorum rips his pants while trying to “bend and snap” for the cute UPS guy.
I am over people not understanding that rape is not a joke and I am over being...– The Vagina Monologues
List of Songs
that my kids are going to be dancing to this summer. They should be really excited. I’m not even kidding. Beat It- Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal (or Heartbreak Hotel, I haven’t decided yet)- Michael Jackson Honey- The Hush Sound Love Shack- B52’s Not For the Life of Me- Thoroughly Modern Millie We Go Together- Grease Apologize- One Republic I Want You Back- Jackson 5 ...
You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You can swear and curse...– The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons
the only one who has a tumblr and LIKED Angelina’s right leg at the oscars? Because I thought it was sexy as shit. Not that the posts aren’t funny- because they are. I laugh BUT, when I saw her walk up on stage, and on the red carpet, I was like “Gorgeous. She’s the closest we’re going to get to perfect. ever.” Angie, keep on doing what you’re doing.
availingjames: lucasthehuman: /crying Gone but not forgotten. I would say “too soon”, but shit, it’s “too late” I already peed my pants from laughing.
beautifulandmad asked: 2, 18, 22 =)
leahmichelleramillano asked: 8, 12, 13, 17! <3
‘Cause I got you, yea, you’re it The...
Nothing makes a woman so vain as being flattered– The Rover
me: [watching the oscars] WOO! Oooh, Tom Cruise. Nice.
me: [watching Glee on my computer] Oh my god. I'm dead. I'm dying. I don't know what to do.
me: [watching Pretty Little Liars] shut up...wait. Shut up. [seconds later] shut up! No way. Shut up.
little brother: Is it possible for you to not talk to the screen while watching T.V.? Can't you just be quiet and watch?
I didn’t lie. I hoped. There’s a difference– The Last Song
Jordan: I did not scare off the last guy Dr. Cox:…You bit him. Jordan: I...– Scrubs
commie-femme asked: Yo Amy has anybody told you how ridiculously pretty you are because it's true. Yes. Okay. The end.
countingstarrs: Billie Holiday | I’ll Be Seeing...
So, I thought about you today for the first time in a long time. I thought about how you fucked everything up. Because you were selfish. Because you were childish. And by the time you realized this, you were too embarrassed to ever explain it to me. I wouldn’t mind it so much, you know the months you went without talking to me, except for the fact we could never pick up the pieces when you...
generic oscars post
I was in designer heaven. Why the hell hasn’t Gary Oldman been nominated for an oscar before this year? Just a question I need to see The Artist now I need to see Midnight in Paris now Go Meryl Streep! Angelina Jolie is too fucking perfect to even exist Bridesmaids should’ve at least gotten a participation plaque for being hilarious. And Tom Cruise is looks so damn good in a suit....
SCORSESE!– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Oh what I wouldn’t do, if I had you, babe,...
Caught up on Once Upon A Time, New Girl, and Glee- two days of my break definitely well spent. I am a happy camper for Glee. Darren Criss covered Love Shack (B 52’s represent. thank you) Kurt was marginally redeemed when he said ‘shut up’ when rachel showed him her ring Strangely attracted to Joe on the God Squad….love me some dreadlocks. And that nose ring. And the fact...
Just watched Ferris Buellers Day Off for the first...
consensus: I would fuck the living shit out of Matthew Broderick
just downloaded a crap load of music.
so stoked right now.
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
me: nope. he's gay
I’m a damsel. But not the distressed kind. One who’s very...– Boy Meets World Story of my life
My clothes do not quite look right when they don't...
We had a guy who sent a lot of pictures of me from when I was between the ages...– Daniel Radcliffe on odd fan happenings (x)
my ipod just decided to break. It’s not registering in my computer. and it refuses to play back anything. I’m so upset right now
Shit that annoys me
I had a big long list. But then tumblr freaked out, and it was lost. SO now I’m super annoyed and going to make a condensed version of it. When blogs don’t save my posts People who talk during movies- if you want to talk, go have a cup of coffee. I didn’t pay 9.50 to have to endure your endless giggling and your feet kicking the back of my chair Hypocrites- Don’t use...
I don’t like most people. I really, really don’t. I don’t like other people or a...– Amy Poehler (via hannahroboto)
Quite frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn– Gone with the Wind
one of the greatest songs in the world. How many...
1. I miss dancing. The end 2. I could talk about Harry Potter, Lost, or any musical for days and not shut up. I love to talk about things I am actually interested in. 3. I legitimately hate people. I think they’re stupid and selfish. Myself included in this 4. The first three months of college, I didn’t talk to anyone but my fish. The only reason I made friends was because I decided...