September 2011
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August 2011
Day 25- What does Harry Potter mean to you?
I can’t even answer this. Harry Potter is my everything. Hogwarts is my home. And it will continue to be until I die.
That awkward moment when your Mom gets the date of...
[in chemistry class, P.J. has just dropped Van Brunts cell phone into a mixture]...
– Good Luck, Charlie
Lolz. chemistry puns.
Don’t you worry there, my honey We may not have any money But we’ve got our love to pay the bills Well, maybe I think you’re cute and funny Maybe I wanna do what bunnys do with you Oh, you know what I mean Oh lets get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France Lets get rich and give everybody nice swearts and teach them how to dancee Let’s get rich and build a...
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People in school are like "Why are you so quiet?"...
leinylovessyou:
I live to succeed, not to please you or anybody else
– Marilyn Monroe
Reason number a million why I don’t want to go back to school-
I actually have to start shaving my legs again.
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‘You can kill the body, Mr. Hands, but not the spirit; you must know that...
– Treasure Island
2 years today. R.I.P Grandma<3
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Will and Grace watch Glee
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Elliot: Sorry I’m late, I had a craving on the way home and I stopped at...
– Scrubs
Hi. I’m 19 and think “poop jokes” are funny.
Watching Harry Potter and eating a scone. Life is good. This is why I don’t want to go back to school.
I’m not ready for the drama and stress.
Allow me to present, ‘Man not caring’
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That awkward moment when you try to sing all the...
I don’t need a life that’s normal, that’s way too far away....
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No one in the history of this germ box has ever made it through a shift without...
– Scrubs
I seriously could not find my way out of a paper bag. I was going to see a movie at 8. I got lost, got off on the wrong exit, made two wrong turns, got off on the wrong exit again, missed the movie, said ‘fuck it’, and got ice cream instead. Now, I’m going to watch HP and the GOF.
So sue me, sue me, shoot bullets through me- I love you.
Day 21- Your favorite scene from a book/movie
Snapes Worst Memory- the book version, not the movie version
I have an unhealthy infatuation with this chapter. I’ve probably read a million times in my life thus far. It makes me laugh, and it makes me cry, and I feel so…happy after reading it, even if I’m crying. I remember on night in 8th grade, me and my best friend called each other on the phone and were reading this out...
That awkward moment when your mom is dancing to...
because Morgan is hilarious
That awkward moment when your Mom walks in on you...
Draco: [before buckbeak is executed] Did I tell you what my father said? I get...
– POA (subtitles are a brilliant thing)
Seamus: The grin? Whats the grin?
Dean: The grim, not the grin, you idiot.
– Prisoner of Azkaban (lines you may or may not have missed)
Closing the gate on her oldest fears as she closed the gate on her own fenced...
– Tuck Everlasting
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There’s your trouble, there’s your trouble, you keep seeing double...
Day 20- What house are you in?
“Or perhaps in Slytherin you’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends”
I’d definitely be in Slytherin. I’m cynical and I’m ambitious. To me ambition is the most important thing for a Slytherin. You have to know what you want, and you have to want it so much you will do anything to get it. That and…it’s the coolest house....
Teddy: Oh.. I was just working on the impression of my Mom. I also do my Dad....
– Good Luck Charlie
Watching Chamber of Secrets Jason Issacs….you’re such a DILF
Alabama, Arkansas, I do love my Ma and Pa Not the way that I do love you Oh, holy moly, me oh my, you’re the apple of my eye Girl I never loved one like you Man, oh man, you’re my best friend I scream it to the nothingness There ain’t nothin’ that I need Well, hot and heavy pumpkin pie, chocolate cake and jesus christ Aint nothin’ please me more than you Oh, home,...
One of those days where you listen to a song on...
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